Theo

man has a huge fucking forehead

person 1: "hey theo-- woah what the fuck my fucking eyes"
theo: "the sun shall shine bright today"

by biggest schloom February 5, 2025

Theo X Rochelle

69% Chance ngl that is amazing!

Theo X Rochelle is going to happen!

by dobdev February 24, 2022

Theo-Surf

1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.

2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.

Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.

by hOLarious August 2, 2011

Theo James

Name of the hottest actor of all time. Every girls lady boner, the 39 year old man every teenage girl has a crush on and delusional for.

Girl:
Hey do you that hot actor, theo j-

Girl 2:
OF COURSE I KNOW WHO THEO JAMES IS!?

by Pajost April 28, 2024

Theo

Theo is a nigga name, that's all, a nigga name.

This can be used to describe a black person, "Theo, you nigga!"

by Gaygrandad42069 October 7, 2019

Theo

Theo’s are harmfully sexy and have 12+inch shmeets. However they are extremely vulnerable to cute dudes.

Example

Friend 1:see that boy over there?
Friend 2: yes, with the sexy hair?
Friend 1: uhuh, ask him out for me.
Friends 2: bitch he’s mine, I’ll bet he’s a Theo.

by Theostaysstrapped April 25, 2022

down town theo

When you eat a girl out after she shits

Yo you look like down town Theo!
How'd you know bro?

by Notarealrocker March 3, 2017