body surfer

A person who explores all body openings for sexual experiences.

Janelle says Bryan is the best body surfer she has ever been with.

by Quido1 March 10, 2008

sack surfer

A person who is annoying fan of aspecific individual, usually a celebrity of some sort. They often believe that the person can do no wrong and is the best at what they do when there is obviously others who are better.

Person A: "Q-bert is the dopest DJ in the world"

Person B: "Sorry to crush your sack surfing wave, but he's a one trick pony."

by Kidtuf February 19, 2005

butthole surfer

girls who love backdoor attentions

"shes in love with a butthole surfer..."

by Johnny February 4, 2004

Ventura Surfer

Surfers from ventura who think they are cool because they can surf 3 foot waves

dude, that fag's such a ventura surfer. He would die in costa rica

by Jackasss January 10, 2008

Anal Surfer

1) Euphemism for homosexual, 90's variation of the 'fag' insult. See also: butt pirate, rump ranger, and closet commando

2) A term depicting someone who is very attracted to butts and/or anal sex in general.

3) An IP hosting website ran by robtex.

PERSON1: Man that guy is such an anal surfer.
PERSON2: Yeah, he is gay.
PERSON1: Naw, with girls.
PERSON2: Aww... that's still gross!

by Super__Villain February 13, 2010

silver surfer

the capri-sun guy who travels across worlds to refresh kids, often mistaken for a villian

i dont know think of one using the silver surfer

by joel L. December 9, 2008

River Surfer

1) One who surfs river waves on a board. In winter too. In Canada in the winter even.
2) Knows all about kayaker girls with std's (see definition: Kayaker)
3) often comes from southern california to get blue balls.
4) finds the standing position most satisfactory, sitting is for taking a shite.

Dude did you see that river surfer catch that wave? He got std's from those kayaker girls. It's -20C out, his balls must be shrunk by now.

by CalgaryBlue December 8, 2006