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egyptian pyramid

when a girl is getting dogged from behind by one guy, giving head to another guy, while jerking off the third guy. Simultaneously, the three guys are high-fiving all using both of their hands, forming an egyptian pyramid around the girl.
Yeah me and my two boys last night gave that bitch an egyptian pyramid.
by louman51 October 17, 2022
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pyramid high five

where two males bang a female and as one is hitting it from the back the other is hitting it from the front and they high five over the girl creating a triangle as a pyramid
me and bob had a pyramid high five over a babe
by asdlkjlas January 27, 2017
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pyramid bush tree

a spastic fuck no body wants around. Useless and tired, it is the pure definition of unwanted and they are better off killing themselves than living
Have you seen that pyramid bush tree?
Yeah, tell it to fuck off
by idgafbl2489 November 24, 2021
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comedy pyramid

A colloquial term for a redundant landmark, often relating to useless moments of public spending, the meaning of which has long been forgotten amidst a forest of red tape.

monstrous carbuncle
So there's that memorial statue of Patsy Palmer... you know, it's so long since they proposed that, it's a bit of a Comedy Pyramid now to be honest...
by TheIan October 22, 2003
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Pyramidical

What is that, its not a Pyramid
“Its pyramidical”
by Dogeo lover August 4, 2018
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Pyramid Builder

a racist term used to define Egyptians (cuz they built the pyramids)
but it can also be used as a brotherly term depending on context
Guy 1: whats good my pyramid builder?
Egyptian: Nothing much wanna get some feesekh later bro?
by Aliyy January 28, 2024
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Pyramid Theory

Horseshoe Law was once a theory, but the events of the 21st Century have established it as accepted law. However, it leaves certain questions unanswered. For example, the original Horseshoe Law sometimes neglects to mention the role of economics, and the fact that Democrats are not on the side of the Horseshoe, but at the bottom. Democrats are egalitarians -- what explains why some people climb up the right side through conservatism and others through white libertarianism? What finally unites both sides at the gap?
Pyramid Theory suggests that we all start at 0 on an X Axis. Narcissists move as far as they can to one end of the axis or the other, but realize they want to climb up the socioeconomic ladder. But narcissism is lonely without peons, so eventually they lean the ladder back to the middle, meeting narcissists from the other side at the top of the Pyramid, free to practice their Autocracy over the base.
"I get why conservatives would open up two fronts against the Democrats, but those two candidates seemed so far apart -- why did Russia support both of them, and how did they know it would work?"

"At one end of the spectrum, you have Trumpers. At the other, you have Closet Trumpers. One side is proudly racist. The other scrambles for some rationalization that their racism isn't actually racist -- it's just 'identity politics,' 'economic anxiety,' or some other 'distraction.' Find someone willing to regurgitate those old lies, and you have control over the two sides of Pyramid Theory."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
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