"I ate way too much at the Harvester the other day, I think I'm going to need to Ohio Ostrich Egg my girlfriend or her Mum."
by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

The single most magical magnificent being on earth
The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man
The boy all the girls want to ride
The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man
The boy all the girls want to ride
Gurl 1: check out the ostrich
Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine
Def 2
Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there
Jock 2: heck yeah I was
Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine
Def 2
Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there
Jock 2: heck yeah I was
by The ostrich 🙄 April 22, 2017

by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021

by Nichaelmelli August 24, 2021

An ostrich is a gay, communist, neoliberal, white girl who is basic as fuck and often makes suicide jokes
by Tolerant Bigot January 2, 2019

by TheMonkeyLordeShowsNoRemorse99 November 25, 2020

Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!
by 42matter November 26, 2021
