David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.

"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"

by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019

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Get the David Chungmug.

Jong In Chung

A pioneer of gooning. Jong In Chung was the first man to ever goon, he gooned to a point where he would have hallucinations similar to that of the effect of Salvia. His gooning was quickly recognized by the GIA (Gooner Industry of America) and he was sentenced to death for trying to teach the American population the true goon form. Now Jong gives speeches at middle schools and GA (Gooners Anon) meetings to try to stop the movement he started.

Anton - "Man..I wanna goon just like Jong in Chung"

Ali - "You dont wanna do that, he has to eat through a catheter now"

by Scott Thommy February 8, 2024

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