Xander Evans

The tiniest but biggest bot. Avoid him at all costs.

Run for your life, it's Xander Evans!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Xander

Xander is usually a depressed smartass with a hatred against humankind, but he's handsome, and has a unique sense of humor. In a public setting Xander is usually the quietest of them all, if you can even get them to leave their home to socialize. Xander is brutally honest as well, but will always splash in words of encouragement afterwards. Xander is a good friend if you can get them to stick around.

"Damn have you seen Xander at all lately?"
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."

by youkoo96 October 1, 2020

Xander!

Also known as, fuckyouxander, xannyxannyxanny, and Alexander.

A Xander! is the ultimate neek or an opp. They present themselves with only one eye and will tell you to shush if you push their buttons. They're often seen organising their purple coloured emojis or doing the shuffle.

Despite all this a Xander! Is the most loving and caring person you could ever meet, they'll always be there for you (except when they fall off) and they make you feel like you've been friends forever!

Person A: I was about to make a toastie and milkshake, want any?

Person B: No way, don't do a Xander! and bust all my appliances!!

by Sedgarooni October 15, 2020

Xander

To describe something or someone so nasty that a new word had to be invented to convey the message.

Boy1 "Yall wtf man that shit was Xander as fuck!"

Boy2 "Nah man you are over exaggerating."

by verticaliber June 8, 2022

pulling a xander

someone is "pulling a xander" when they are being abnormally horny and/or weird

"Alanna was being horny as hell earlier, it was weird"

"You know she was just pulling a Xander"

by sighlass June 12, 2022

xander

Xander is the most self observed person. Xander is a very narcissistic person, someone you wouldn’t want to introduce into your life. He is manipulative in every way possible, ways you wouldn’t think. Stay away from him. He also blames him unresolved problems on others.

Do you know Xander? “Oh god, the biggest cunt”.

by magicmike6969420420 June 29, 2022

xander taylor

a radioactive ratty inhumane specimen who will haunt you with his cape

did u see xander taylor robbin the chippy last night looked of his head
yeah he runs like a skeleton on spice

by mummyismummy July 2, 2022