Windows ME

The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.

If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.

by Teh Kitteh December 27, 2003

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foreground window

what microsoft sam won't shut up about

"foreground window, push space bar, click here, etc."

by tom123456 December 25, 2007

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Windows variables

Variables that windows uses (that you can use too) as shortcuts for files / directories (folders), typed in-between percentage symbols (%).

These are examples of windows variables (windows 7) :
%ALLUSERSPROFILE% -- C:\Program\Data
%APPDATA% -- C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming.
%USERNAME% -- Your user name that you are using.
%CMDCMDLINE% -- C:\Windows\system32\cmd.exe
%COMPUTERNAME% -- Computer name
Of course there are a LOT more, but they are too many to list in here.

by Not-underscore April 30, 2020

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windows me

When added to AOL it means you have the worst possible life.

Wow, I feel sorry for that poor bastard with ME and AOL

by mol3mole April 6, 2004

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Windows 11

Microsoft's newest OS (Operating System) that requires you have a computer that is atleast 3 years old and have TPM 2.0 (Trusted Platform Module) built in either your cpu or motherboard.

Friend #1- Hey, are you going to install Windows 11?

Friend #2- I can't because my computer is ass and Microsoft is strict on people with older components

Friend #1- Damn, that's tough

by ImBoredAsHell July 7, 2021

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