Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.
“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”
by mjmoo December 01, 2018
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Walnutting

When an individual continues to argue, despite knowing that their point of view is wrong, just because they do not want to admit defeat.
Man, Madison was walnutting so hard earlier, she knows she's wrong but still argues that the it's ok to cheat at darts.
by Flinteeznutz January 18, 2023
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Walnut Ripple

When you proceed to teabag a sexual partner in the face until boredom occurs and then proceed to yell "FALCON PAWNCH!!!!" and hit them in their genitalia so hard that the sudden pain causes them to headbut you in the testicles. Therefore, lolz for everyone
This walnut ripple me and shari made last night was awesome except my balls still hurt
by Zack Slade July 23, 2011
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California Wet Walnut

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.
Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts
by The4house January 31, 2022
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Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.
Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"
by Whiteguys January 03, 2015
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Walnut Dust

The shimmery powder like form of semen once dried on defined abdominal muscles.

When semen has been ejaculated onto either partners torso and subsequently dried out on the defined abdominals (Walnuts) particularly after two torsos have smudged it between them, it then dries to a shimmery powdered dust like consistency.
His Walnut Dust caught her eye as it shimmered in the dim bedroom light.
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Shaggy walnut

Stanley thought it would be funny to cut a hole in the wooden bowl of mixed nuts and poke his bollocks through. Auntie Beryl nearly had a cardiac arrest when she pulled out a Brazil, a couple of almonds and his shaggy walnut! He did when she took the nutcracker to it!
by Nuphagus April 12, 2020
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