Ultra-flaccid

When you get so turned off, that your pp gets even more flaccid than it is, in its normal flaccid state.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Whitny Wisconsin?

Guy 2: Yeah, shes the one that fucks her dog right?

Guy 1: Yup.. Thinking about it makes me ultra-flaccid

by unbornpotato August 7, 2019

Ultra-Buys

The cheapest, most dirt-tasting cigarettes one can buy in the New Orleans area. Usually run for around $2-3 a pack, and the championed smoke of gutter punks.

After several hours of panhandling, Maggie was only able to scrounge up enough money for a 40 oz. and some Ultra-Buys

by FluffyTheSkaKid October 11, 2009

ultra-whale

someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.

pete: that blind date I had last night was pretty fat
arthur: how fat?
pete: ultra-whale

by nubesLas January 16, 2009

Ultra Job

When women jerks off a man until he ejaculates, said ejaculate is used as a lubricant to jerk off another man

"Sarah gave me the best ultra job last night, good thing I was first"

by Baconyum24 May 7, 2015

ZERO ULTRA

SAPNAP shoved this up karl jacobs ass in a fanfic

sapnap: im going to put this ZERO ULTRA can deeper is that ok
karl: o-ok sir

by bagelswithdrugs August 12, 2021

ZERO ULTRA

something spanap shoved up karl jacobs ass

sapnap: are you ready fpor me to shove this ZERO ULTRA can up your ass
Karl: ok

by bagelswithdrugs August 12, 2021

Ultra Happy

According to Hoshizora Miyuki: Happiness like something shining around you and making your heart warm.

"That story is so cool, Reading it made me Ultra Happy!"

by DdlcFanlol October 1, 2022