tiny grasshopper

A person who is still in the learning stage of something.

Funny when you use it in pseudo asian/zen-like way.

Student: "I don't understand how to do this freaking math problem!"

Tutor: "You are still just a tiny grasshopper..."

by Feeman October 30, 2007

tiny dizz

A notorious member of the Becton boy gang know for numerous stabbings and shootings that happened in newham. Rumour has it he is behind the murder of the 14 year old Corey junior.

“That tiny dizz brudda is a loose screw fuck dat” Gaza boys/ e15 boys /cge boys

by Brad Origen May 27, 2018

Tiny Penis

Someone who is probably called Jay has a tiny penis

Omg have you seen Jay Tiny penis

by SeabassTheFish February 7, 2020

tiny alice

A slang gay term for a tight ass hole.

Tom has a tiny alice

by stello March 22, 2008

Tiny Tim

While you're blowing your load all over a girls face, you immediately crack her over the head with a ukulele while yelling Ohhhhhhhhh, take it all, bitch!

Hey baby, I want to give you a Tiny Tim

by Drawnats May 22, 2015

Tiny Dancer

A young man, usually under 5ft 5, who has a startling ability to immediately start dancing with no transitional period, often when you least expect it.

Woah, did you see Gavin Brown in the Market House last night? That guy's a Tiny Dancer.

by Dave February 6, 2003

tiny hippo

Like hippo (from hypocrite), but also with a tiny body part. A "big mouth hippo" is a person who says something is wrong one day but then goes and does that exact same thing or has already done it in the past. Calling someone a tiny hippo is also making reference to their penis or if they are a women, their ass. So big mouth, small dick. Or big mouth, small ass (or tight arse - vulgar form). It is sometimes used to refer to a gay person who talks hypocritically, normally a bottom/submissive in the relationship.

(after hearing tall tale from some loudmouth) - "that dude is a tiny hippo."

by Dysklyver December 6, 2017