Gelatinous Splat

When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.

Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.

Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.

by Jahmsay August 18, 2024

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splat pack

a pornographic picture encased in a plastic bag that is can be plastered to the wall, and used in a jail or prison shower to fap off to; some fap packs or the materials used to construct one may have some trade value.

Mojo screws confiscated my favorite splat pack. Bro, I be trade you a splat pack for a loosey.

by dbez October 9, 2011

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Splat

Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina

Dave asked for Kim to send him a picture of her splat

Jane had a fine looking splat

by Mustgav July 26, 2025

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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by anonymous March 21, 2025

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Splatting

When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.

Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.

by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020

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