Shrek

Daddy

Daddy is Shrek

by Stabmewithaknifeandcallmedaddy July 21, 2020

Shrek

Shrek

Shrek

by Ddyssigsyosiysiysiydidyiufcuii December 6, 2019

Shrek

Someone or something of pure sexy-ness or of an onion. This ogre is what you think of when you think Perfection.

Shrek is also a way to describe time. One shrek is 1 hour 47 minutes.

1) Hey, James! Your looking quite shrek today!
2) Tyler: Hey bro, what time is it?

Ethan: It's about 6 shreks, almost 7.

by Onion_noinO December 8, 2019

Shrek

The biggest, most green, and thiccest boi you will ever meet. His deep brown eyes are beautiful and his smile can light up a whole swamp.

Hey look at that thicc boi over there

Yeah he must be a shrek

by SUPERCAKE211 September 6, 2019

shrek

a green sexy ogre who lives in a swamp and does not like when people are in his swamp.

Person1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE ITS SHREK
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!

by Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer May 13, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is love and shrek is life
Shrek is the ogrelord

What the shrek is going on!?!

by Shrek Swampington December 21, 2016

Shrek

Shrek is our ogre lord and savior, who also birthed that annoying donkey fucker out of his dick.

"Hey man, did you see Shrek fuck up Farquaad?"

"Yeah man, it was EPIC!!"

by Shrek's Biological Mother June 23, 2019