dojo rodeo

The act of luring a chubby girl with preferably a muffin top and fornicating her from behind. Much to the dismay of the victim woman, someone is hiding in the closet with a clown suit. Upon seeing the clown jump out of the closet, the fat chick is likely to scream and try to run away. This is when the rodeo begins.

I was barebacking this beached whale when bozo jumped out of the closet, I then held on for dear life and the dojo rodeo began!

by Johnnnyboi February 14, 2008

African Rodeo

A sport in Africa in which a man grabs hold of an elephant´s penis and attempts to hold on for as long as possible while the penis and elephant flail around.

Man, did you hear about the guy who got killed at that African Rodeo last night?

by A Roxxor October 21, 2009

rodeo ride

when you're doing your girl doggy, you reach around, grab ahold of her titty a fist full of hair, whisper in her ear that you've been doing her sister, and see if you can hang on for eight seconds

i gave your mom a rodeo ride last night

by baddoggy June 11, 2006

Face Rodeo

When a woman rides your face like she's riding a rodeo bull. Unlike an actual rodeo ride, there is no 8 second goal.

Sarah just put on a face rodeo on Zac's face.

by tripletthreat September 8, 2009

Rodeo Tits

When a girl saggy tits swing around while being rode by a large COCK.

Shea rode Sarah like a mad bull, while her saggy tits swung vigirously across the room and he began to play with her rodeo tits.

by jeffroach August 13, 2008

Cowgirl rodeo

When a woman gets into the cowgirl position (on top of guy straddling his manhood) without a condom. And just when he is about to climax she says "oh by the way I have herpes" and , then she tries to hold on for at least 8 seconds.

Dude that girl last night was down for everything, and when I got tired she offered to cowgirl rodeo for a while. I was like what is that and she said I'll show ya, and hopped on top after a minute though, she told me she had herpes!!! It took forever to throw her off...

by Smurfalishus January 31, 2012

redneck rodeo

"Redneck rodeo" is a sport where, while taking your girlfriend from behind, you put your hands on her shoulders and whisper gently in her ear, "your sister is better at sex, you know" - then see how long you can stay on.

"Honey, sweetie, I didn't mean it, I was just trying 'redneck rodeo' - wait, I need that for work, don't throw -" *CRASH*

by John Whatshisname February 14, 2009