samahan mokong mag jakul

A rare word to be said to a loved one meaning 'I love you so much I will do anything to be with you, I will give to you everything.' It is a forever promise
"samahan mokong mag jakul hindi ko na kaya"
"samahan mokong mag jakul mag pakailanman walang titigil"
"samahan mokong mag jakul sa susunod kantutan naman"
by ttdakss May 30, 2022
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Advance ako mag-isip

Filipino meaning of advanced thinking
Used when you did something in advanced
(I’m guessing it’s only used by Filipinos)
Text: Did pregnancy test even though still virgin
Person: Advance ako mag-isip
by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018
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ball drizzling cum mag

The Ball Drizzling Cum Mag showed your mom sucking off a horse.
by Seth July 11, 2003
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mura mag tala

can be used for situations that'll make you say "what the fuck is wrong with you?" or "What in the hell are you doing?" but in a more passive-aggressive approach. Mainly used in present time.
*Person 1 bumps into Person 2, then just walks away*
Person 2: Mura mag tala.
by MetaMemePlayer February 08, 2022
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mag-tag

A term used by law enforcement during the 80's and early 90's. It referred to striking a perp with their flashlight. The brand of flashlight used by the majority of law enforcement departments was the MAG-LITE. The model was a specific police issued variant of the, "MAG-LITE 5 cell D flashlight". Many officers found it quicker to retrieve the flashlight from their utility belt than the night stick because of how many of the utility belts were designed.

Besides the slang term that came about, the flashlight was also very effective for smashing out windows if the situation called for it. It also performed well as a flashlight....
Did you hear about the close call Deputy Big Mclargehuge had last night? A suspect produced a concealed knife he had on him and tried to stab Mclargehuge. Jumping out of the way Mclargehuge struck the suspect with his flashlight while repeating to STOP RESISTING Soon the suspect was in custody. Wow, Mclargehuge really is the best at mag-tag.
by JoesGLI August 18, 2016
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Mags-Mackenzie

Using two .44 Magnums as your secondary weapon in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
I ran out of ammo, so I pulled out the Mags-Mackenzie and lit up the enemies.
by jkesl January 09, 2010
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bramble mag

Porno mags left in the hedges and brambles by fleeing teenagers or kind hearted perverts, normally for other teenagers or perverts to find.
Sometimes the best way for a teenage boy to learn about porn. Sadly in decline due to internet porn being so available.
"Wow, I found the biggest stack of bramble mags today, out near the old folks home. Most of the pages are still clean."

"Lets go hunting bramble mags."
"Nah, we'll just go on pornhub"
by Tilfiticus April 02, 2016
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