Dough hook

Dough hooking; a term used to describe the act of fucking a big yeasty beast girl anally from behind and jackhammering her sloppy wet G-Spot with your hooked hand of choice(pirate style)

My hand itches after doe hooking that bitch.
I’d like to dough hook that hefty heffer.

by LeviathinBro January 31, 2020

bean-hooked

N.B.: somewhat related to hopped up on the bean:

adj: a person who is simply addicted to coffee

there is one major difference between someone who is hopped up on the bean and someone bean-hooked; bean-hooked people aren';t necessarily hyper over caffeinated after drinking one too many cuppas in the morning.

by Sexydimma September 15, 2013

chinese hook

The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.

My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.

by drooliussneezer April 7, 2015

cooter hook

penis, boy parts, pork sword

He baited up his cooter hook to stick into the cooter canal and caught a 37 lb COOTER!!!!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

dr. hook

A band famous for their song, "Sylvia's Mother." That can be a good or a bad thing, which is up to personal interpretation.

Dr. Hook made a song called "Sylvia's Mother."

by CamouflagedCow416 May 19, 2016

birch hook

A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

Grapple-hook

Splaying your fingers open when you are in the midst of fisting someone.

Dude, she was totally surprised when I grapple-hooked her!

by Tsanuri June 17, 2009