when one of ur girl friends goes to a liberal arts college and realizes the misogyny of the world and cuts off all her hair and probably starts wearing ugly glasses. May or may not dye her hair.
by rethtwtwhtrebngrnbgtr December 5, 2017

When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.
by ExhumedSynner December 25, 2009

a shitty haircut that everyone that lives in Murray County, GA must recieve from the same barber. The hair must be cut very short everywhere but right in the front.
John: Woah man, you need to put a hat on
Chris: Why?
John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut
Chris: Why?
John: Your new haircuts awful, you have a Murray County haircut
by American Jumping Bean January 22, 2011

A universal insult that can be used in any situation. It will quell arguments and is the supreme insult.
Person 1: Your mum is a fat, smelly hooker!
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned
Person 2: Get a real haircut!!
Person 1: Damn, I'm sorry. *Walks away saddened knowing they have just been burned*
burned
by Godow Nonmi October 31, 2010

where your hair grows forwards on the side of your head. Your hair is more horizontile than vertical.
by my nipple hurts December 15, 2004

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.
by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 8, 2015

The hairstyle of a dude that has a track suit on and hangs out by the machines at the gym. Also characterized by greasy, salt-and-pepper hair. The subject usually eats a lot of bacon.
I was going to use the leg extensions at the gym but they were being hogged by some guy with a bacon and gravy haircut.
by Professor Munchie February 3, 2013
