gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

by Punkroku February 11, 2021

Gopher Search

Gopher lets you search for resources using menus. It originated at the University of Minnesota which has (as you guessed it) a gopher for a mascot. Insted of accessing with the adress of the domain, you select any entry in a gopher menu and like the human "gofers' of the world, Gopher goes out for the material you want. Gopher is like a regular library subject catalog and it will search for the holdings of many libraries for your subject.

gopher fatty.law.cornell.edu which is the Cornell Legal Information Institute of Cornell Law School.

edu - educational institute

other domain adresses are as follows:
com - commercial and buisness
gov - government institutions
mil - military institutions
net - network recorces
org - other organizations

If you're confused thus still on how gopher searches operate. See your system administrator, media specialist, brilliant friend or librarian for help!

by Gophergeanspeachykeens November 6, 2012

Slicker than Gopher Guts on a Garden Gate

to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.

"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"

by DJAJ Dubsac November 9, 2011

Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

Gopher Den

When you continuously use socks to clean up your cum, and leave them laying out, piling up. It turns into a gopher den.

I turned my room into a gopher den, it smells so bad.

by EmiliaZu July 9, 2023

Gopher

A person who benefits from situations due to sheer luck, regardless of what they do in the process. Often the level of luck increases exponentially, proportional to the level of stupidity in the decisions leading up to a specific moment.

in a poker game “That fucking gopher called 20$ twice with pocket 3s…. He hit a 3 on the river and made 100$”

by MBJCH69420 September 28, 2023

Gopher Tax

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

by Sprite0226 May 11, 2020