gopher lotion

the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )
Hay anyone up for a round of gopher lotion
by midget gopha December 17, 2014
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Gopher punch

The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
Robbie:Dude my asshole fell out!
Wyatt: Relax and bite your wallet. I'll gopher punch it back in.
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 22, 2018
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Gopher Den

When you continuously use socks to clean up your cum, and leave them laying out, piling up. It turns into a gopher den.
I turned my room into a gopher den, it smells so bad.
by EmiliaZu July 09, 2023
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The gopher

The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring
“Yea she asked me to do the gopher and I just had to break up with her”
by Den Bover June 23, 2022
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to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"

"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."

"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 08, 2011
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pig gopher

when your dinner plates are different colors you yell this phrase outloud
Guy 1: "hey man, why is my plate red and yours is blue?"
Guy 2: "PIG GOPHER!!"
by Wherearemylegs June 05, 2014
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Gophering

When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.
I'd rather these guys ghost than keep gophering, I made it clear I'm done with them.
by EverybodyInThe306 July 28, 2021
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