the act of lubing up a gopher and sliding it across a polished floor with the aim of getting a hole in one ( someones anus )
by midget gopha December 17, 2014
The act of repeatedly punching a prolapsed anus back into place with the strength of a thousand dying suns
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 22, 2018
When you continuously use socks to clean up your cum, and leave them laying out, piling up. It turns into a gopher den.
by EmiliaZu July 09, 2023
The gopher is when two people interlock legs to rub asshole to asshole, this act is called the gopher because it connects two brown holes. The stinkier cousin of scissoring
by Den Bover June 23, 2022
to describe something so slippery and slick that it will slide off of any surface, or a person who is so untrustworthy and clearly greasy that they gleam in the sun.
"You heard about Donny snitching to the cops?"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
"Yeah. That dude was always slicker than gopher guts on a garden gate."
"Real Talk"
by DJAJ Dubsac November 08, 2011
by Wherearemylegs June 05, 2014
When instead of ghosting, a guy keeps trying to pop in and out of your life later on. Usually after they realize they can't find anyone as good as you.
by EverybodyInThe306 July 28, 2021