The arbitrary nature of all things. Sometimes it's a bald prick who doesn't want to give you a break and sometimes it's some old geezer who wants to fuck you
Hym "That's a funny way of phrasing that, innit? I thought of that the other day. Pretty good right? That's fate."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.
by fishgaming June 29, 2023

A group of talented Xbox players that are great competitive players that have an Instagram called officialfateclanyt which you should follow
by Gustavo The Burper August 26, 2019

by IStanFate February 25, 2018

Means an event you were trying to avoid was meant to happen to you. In terms of real life, fate is something you can't escape and is uncontrollable. In greek mythology The Fates are a group of three weaving goddesses who assign individual destinies to mortals at birth. So to be on their agenda means your on their schedule and not your own. Most of the time it means death.
Thief: *Sitting in Bar*
Bounty Hunter: Looks Like I found you on Fate's Agenda.
Bounty Hunter: *Kills Him*
Bounty Hunter: Looks Like I found you on Fate's Agenda.
Bounty Hunter: *Kills Him*
by Spider-Panda September 24, 2019
