Aye son, side of pork chops thin cut
Aye son, big side of pork and beans
Bacon in it, aye son
Bacon in it, aye son
Might drink a thousand liters of Pepsi later on
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off, I was jerking off (fuck!)
dude are you listening to Modular Diet ?
Of course i am!
Its the best liquid richard song to date!
Ok, carry on.
Aye son, big side of pork and beans
Bacon in it, aye son
Bacon in it, aye son
Might drink a thousand liters of Pepsi later on
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off, I was jerking off (fuck!)
dude are you listening to Modular Diet ?
Of course i am!
Its the best liquid richard song to date!
Ok, carry on.
by xX_N0_PR1S0N3RS_Xx October 18, 2022
Get the Modular Dietmug. verb - To play video games instead of eating food with your family, friends or pets.
noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.
noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.
1. I was in my basement playing world of warcraft for a week straight to hit the 80level cap. It is the best way to stay skinny using the gamer's diet.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.
by nigganigganewnew September 2, 2009
Get the gamer's dietmug. by raytownskater September 29, 2014
Get the squirrel dietmug. Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.
by Helter Skelter 69 February 5, 2009
Get the The Happy Dietmug. A person you get along with more than an acquaintance but you aren't really friends yet.
It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.
It's like friendship, but less.
It fills the space between acquaintance and friendship.
It's like friendship, but less.
"Did you know Bert almost went to London in covid to see a girl?”
“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.
“No, he doesn’t tell me those things. We’re just diet-friends.
by Saint.Patrick January 4, 2021
Get the Diet-Friendmug. The only acceptable beverage allowed to be consumed in 2018. Drinking diet water makes you da realest in yo city, hella rich, and gets you all the hoes 100% guaranteed. The phrase came from trash ass soundcloud rapper, Lil AmountOfCash.
Lame ass nigga: "Aye cuz, I just poured a four!"
Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"
Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"
by Hugh Gerection The Sixty-Ninth April 23, 2018
Get the Diet Watermug. The Californian diet: Consists of going on the sesh 5-7 days a week and getting off your bonce on cocaine in conjunction with going to the local gym to take selfies in the mirror getting in the way of the people who, stupidly, spend their days actually exercising, while uploading them onto Instagram with inspirational posts.
Lyndsey: "Charlotte! How did oh lose 100 pounds in just a week?"
Charlotte: "I've started the Californian diet and I'm loving it"
Charlotte: "I've started the Californian diet and I'm loving it"
by ImmaFyouUp February 16, 2017
Get the californian dietmug.