Chainsaw

1. Nickname used to describe Zachariah.

2. Often found with his shirt off, Chainsaw loves to have his chest rubbed.

3. Everyone scream in jubilee for Chainsaw!!!

Chainsaw is awesome!!!
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I would love if Chainsaw would hang out with me tonight...
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Chainsaw is sexy!
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I would love to bury my face in Chainsaw's hairy chest!!!!

by zachzachzachzach October 30, 2007

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.

Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!

by Poopdick222!! May 21, 2019

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Chainsaw

the answer to everything

person1: dude that guy said you were a brick flat on all sides
Person2:get me my chainsaw

by unicorn_juice October 1, 2012

electric chainsaw

A chainsaw that runs on electricity.

You don't even know how good an electric chainsaw is.

by Electric Chainsaw May 27, 2017

Chainsaw fart

A chainsaw fart is when your ass itches so bad you can’t get to the itch with your fingers so you have those chainsaw farts and the itch goes away in a jiffy.

“Oh man, my ass was itching so bad and when I had one of them chainsaw farts, it knocked the itch right out my ass!”

by w33dhead November 2, 2022

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016