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polly carp

A man named after a bikini brand
What's that guy's name? Oh yeah Polly Carp, isn't it a bikini brand too?
by nemo732 February 20, 2022
mugGet the polly carpmug.

Carpe Carp Carp

When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.
by Elonsifier May 15, 2023
mugGet the Carpe Carp Carpmug.

Carp hairline

When your hair starts at the back of your head.
Yo I just saw that boy Joey with the Carp hairline!
by Brodudebrobro April 30, 2023
mugGet the Carp hairlinemug.

Carpe Grammer

Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.

Often used at the end of said speach.
Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
by Uriah heep January 9, 2009
mugGet the Carpe Grammermug.

Carp

When you finally get something only for something to happen to it and/or turn out worse than expected.
Person: "Bro there was this game i spent hours waiting outside of Gamestop at 1 A.M i was supposed to go to school and when i bought the game and tried it, it was dogshit!,
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."
by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023
mugGet the Carpmug.

Carpe

I just bought a 20-pack carpe from the store yesterday buddy
That's great.. me too!!!!!!
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
mugGet the Carpemug.

carp

Person 1: dang nabbit.
Person 2: carp.
Person 3: da fuk
by patricia morarez October 16, 2020
mugGet the carpmug.

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