student lunched

The experience of enjoying a free lunch as a freshman, usually laid on by a local church or similar, only for it to be oafed up by a try-hard local hipster band "serenading" their audience and refusing to play at an appropriate volume for lunch, effectively forcing you to listen or leave.
Student 1: "Dude, we went to that free student lunch yesterday. My ears are still ringing thanks to that shitty hipster band"

Student 2: "You totally got student lunched, bro"
by I like My Bike November 04, 2011
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Kearsley Student

A bunch of dumb ass thots that think they’re cool when really kearsley is thought of as a trashy school full of poor idiotic childish kids. Everyone at kearsley accuses their friends of doing things that they didn’t do and every student has a new group of friends every year because they switch up so much they can’t keep the same people around.
“Yeah im a Kearsley Student”

Poor bitch ass thot” *runs away*
by frosting loving November 03, 2019
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Student-fu

The act of studying and being a good student, while living on ramen noodles.
I have tons of homework to do.
Time to activate my student-fu.
by The Geeky Gangsta October 02, 2017
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Student Council

We somehow do nothing but are also stressed and overwelled.
Person: Dude, you look terrible
Student Council member: Yeah, I've got a lot I need to do

Person: Oh, can you help do something useful?
Student Council member: no
by It's a cow luke May 04, 2021
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Troy Student

A person that is depressed on a daily basis and exists in another existence, not knowing the horrors of your mom.
by Pelithi W.C December 17, 2022
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Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.
First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"
by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015
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