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Bottle Blonde

Someone who is not naturally blonde but rather uses a hair-dye to create the appearance of being blonde. Bottle Blonde's normally have nasty black re-growth which they seem to think looks chic.
You can spot a bottle blonde a mile away
by Dani November 25, 2004
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blonde moment

A flash of momentary stupidity.
"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."
by Brie October 5, 2003
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aeroplane blonde

a girl who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'
by rukker April 21, 2006
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suicide blonde

"dyed by her own hand"
That chick isn't for real... she's a total suicide blonde
by HVR June 5, 2005
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dolphin blonde

The name given to a blonde with a bald vagina, smooth, hairless with a small blow hole for squirting!!
That stripper was hott, a true dolphin blonde too!!

I was with a dolphin blonde last night should of seen the juices coming from her blow hole!!
by 6ysusie September 19, 2009
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Blonde Roots

Blonde Roots: (n)

1. A blonde person has dyed their hair and their roots have grown out
2. A phrase used to tell someone who doesn't have blonde hair that they are stupid or ditzy because of the stereotypical idea that blonde people are stupid or ditzy
Blonde: Wow, I really need to go to the salon, my roots are showing

Tanya: "OMG, did you know that Niagra Falls is in Canada?"
Rebecca: "Um duh, everyone knows that"
Tanya: "I just foud out! Isn't that awsome?"
Rebecca: "Careful Tanya, your blonde roots are showing"
Tanya: "Wha? Im not blonde!"
by vball1346 May 23, 2010
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blonde indian

20 plus big beefy black men surround a dainty little Indian man and nut on his head turning his hair blonde.
yo bro I just watched my first ever blonde Indian video and I DO NOT regret it.
by indianblondy January 6, 2022
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