Vanilla Swirl

A term used by swingers to describe someone who is interested in, but does not live the Lifestyle.

Yeah Jessica been asking allot of questions about swinging latley. Oh i knew she was a vanilla swirl.

by soddy by goddy January 7, 2018

vanilla shine

When someone is radiant in the most bland way possible.

I mean he's okay, he got that vanilla shine...

by astrowebs December 3, 2019

Vanilla Shortcake

Swirly mixture of male and female ejaculant placed upon the face of the receiving female. Typically, the male catches the female juiciness in his mouth during her climax, then drips it on the face of the female whilst producing the other half of the creamy concoction.

"She told me she's a squirter so I Vanilla Shortcaked that bitch then Racooned the fuck outta there."

by Schieze December 27, 2015

vanilla nipples

A female with extremely pale breasts.

Zant doesn't mess with girls with vanilla nipples often because he likes Asians...but he wouldn't turn down vanilla nipples either.

by Swaggerjacker90 July 19, 2014

vanilla mountain

to take a shit and masturbate on it afterwards

we left a vanilla mountain outside our neighbor's door

by LooLooLoo May 12, 2014

vanilla ho

much like vanilla ice cream this is a gurl who is basic af. probably shops at brandy and/or thrifts. Also gets around in the most basic way

idk if i should date her

yeah idk...she’s definitely a vanilla ho

by nana created this January 19, 2019

Vanilla Donkoff

When you place wagers on sports, specifically live wagers, using a prepaid credit card, and you have no clue the event is actually going on and cannot be substantiated.

I Vanilla Donkoffed on woman's handball livers, I took the over first half.
365 fo life!!!

by Hi There!! October 22, 2013