tenda

a notch. a thick notch. a thick dime piece

look at that tenda. Man she thick. Looking so good!!

by SHAKA OUT THE BAY AREA September 18, 2003

Tenafly Middle School

The only thing comparable to this middle school, is an insane asylum somewhere in Pakistan. If you are a guy, you are either a rich Jewish kid who chews 20 packs of gum a day, an asian kid who has to go to 5 tutors a day. It's something worth noting that most of the asian kids have escaped from North Korea, and are hiding in this shitty town in hope of escaping their previous life. If you are a girl, you are either a bitch, or a gamer girl. The teachers are out of touch and were probably born in the 1770s, and would probably turn into dust if you touched them. The gym teachers are pretty much all pedophiles, who would be very pleased to watch you change in the locker room. The only good teachers are the chill science teachers, who you would probably invite to go drinking with if you were of age. Every other teacher is a female, and once you notice it will never get out of your mind. There are always a million pencils in the ceiling, probably years old. 10/10 school its got a good curriculum.

Help I go to Tenafly Middle school and I think that Mr.W likes me

by Necrogatz December 6, 2020

tena

da queen who gets all the simps, and the hottest woman in the world.

"what am I to you, Tena?"
"..beta"

by puppdogg April 8, 2021

To pull a Tanya

To hit someone with a car and then drive off.

- Someone pulled a Tanya and left Kevin unconscious on the road.

-The police are trying to figure out who pulled a Tanya on poor Jane.

- 1: "Why did you decide to pull a Tanya?"

2:"I don't wanna face the consequences."

by My.favourite.boy.toy October 15, 2020

Tenaia

A beautiful rainbow coloured rare species of cat.

"omfg dude look, a walking rainbow"
"no dude, thats a tenaia."

by starhearttriangle September 10, 2011

Tena lady

A disposable pad for protecting your underpants from uncontrollable urine leakage (incontinence)

Girl 1: I p*ss myself when I laugh.
Girl 2: You should wear a Tena Lady pad.

by LittleLaura April 13, 2006

Tenacious D

A comedy rock band. Consisting of two overweight men, who are incredibly skilled at everything. They are super skilled at sex, often times "double teaming" women. They are awesome at rock as well. They battled the devil and won. They also stunned a shining demon by playing the greatest song in the world. They are the only band that currently plays "real" rock, using their humor as a small shield to rock as it gets continuously beaten down by the horrible computer generated music of today. They had a friend named Lee, and teamed up with Sasquatch.

Damn, are there any good rock bands?

yeah, Tenacious D, they played the greatest song in the world.

what is it?

i don't know, they forgot it, this is just a Tribute.

Oh, that's cool...damn my kielbasa sausage has just got to perform

dude, you broke the rules, now I'll pull out all your pubic hair.

by #1 Manwhore January 5, 2010