gym teacher

middle-aged man who was a star athlete at your school approximately 15 or 20 years ago and never got over their glory days

Our gym teacher made us genuflect the banner that celebrated his school record of points scored in a single game in 1987

Our gym teacher was voted most athletic in the senior superlatives, class of '68

by anticookie908 October 6, 2008

michigan tech

Engineering school Located in Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Students with the brains of MIT students but because of a poor guy/girl ratio they kill off all the smart cells with massive amounts of alochol.

"yeah i went to michigan tech once, i cant remember what happened"

"Michigan Technological University, out drinking you since 1885"

by Kevin E30 M3 April 23, 2006

Tech N9ne

Tech 9 is reppin K.C. to da fullest
Can't nobady fuck wit his skills

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

New Mexico Tech

A school in Socorro known for lack of girls, high nerd rate, frequency of masturbation, and for its total awesomeness.

I'm going to Tech!

Tech suscks.
You're not smart enough to go to Tech! You can't even spell "sucks."

Tech is awesome.

by NM Rox March 12, 2005

Teacher-Tease

When you think your teachers coming on to you but then you realize you've just watched to many porno's

I thought Mrs White was coming on to me until i realized i was under a teacher-tease

by Gimaf October 27, 2012

Wake Tech

The University of Wake Tech for high achievers of America is the most prestigious school on this side of the mississippi and has graduated such successful individuals as that dude who sells speakers out of a van at walmart, or that one dude who strategically places hamburger patties between sesame buns...

GUY1: I got in to wake tech man!!!
GUY2: Scoreee me to!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1: We're goin places Dude!

by iamaputtputtpro April 16, 2009

Tech Extremist

These people consume rare earth metals to fuel their desire to steal my Mongolian uncles and raid my silkworm and rare fish farms

Diego is a tech extremist, I need your help Johnny to dispose of the body

by Luca Maximum November 1, 2022