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dick tease 

Someone who flirts and gets off with lads, but doesn't actually shag them i.e. leads them on!
a 16 yr old bitch, that knows shes fit, and abuses it.
dick tease by Adam April 7, 2004

sneeze tease 

An incomplete sneeze that leaves the would-be sneezer with a feeling of frustrating non-consummation (as sneezing activates the same parts of the brain as an orgasm). Also: A person who talks a potential sneezer out of the completion of a sneeze.
As a sneeze tease, she took pleasure in coaxing her friends out of their impending sneezes: "It's OK, look at me, you can do it, you don't have to sneeze..." (Try it, it works.)
sneeze tease by Livvie January 23, 2007

text tease 

someone that sends you a text message prompting a response and then leaves you hanging.
"Dont be such a text tease, who are you to just text me once and leave me with a text hard on."
text tease by Killapimpin' March 6, 2009

cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.
Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."
cock tease by Billy December 31, 2003
Someone who knows what you want, but gives you only enough to keep you thinking they might give it to you, without fulfilling your desires.

Originally, this was of a sexual nature, usually meaning a woman who dressed provocatively, but then would not go out or have sex with the men she was attracting.

Today, a tease can be anyone who leads others on.
My boss keeps implying that I might get a promotion, but won't say for sure one way or the other. I wish he'd stop being such a tease!

Did you see the latest QuestionableContent comic? Jeph Jacques is drawing out this thing with Claire & Marten just to be a tease!

Don't be a tease, just tell me! Did you buy the latest Mario Kart or not? If you did, I'm coming over to play it right now!

The Supernatural writers are just being a tease. Dean and Cas will never get together.
A tease by RenRen October 8, 2014

Cock tease

A cocktease is a girl that makes a guy horny, but never goes further than that becuase she is:
A) A girl that knows that a good time does not have to end in your bed.
B) Somebody that is spontaneous and friendly to everybody causing weak guys to be under the false and desperate impression that she wants more than friendship.
Tom: wow this girl is so fucking HOT. She danced with me, kissed me on the cheek, shared a drink, even let me rub her back.

Mike: She totally wants you dude!

Tom: Hey baby want to go back to my place for coffee?

Girl: Fuck off creep!

Mike: What a cock tease!

Tom: Yah!