Poseidon's teabag

When water splashes back up onto your balls when you drop your shit load in the toilet.

"Great!My balls are all wet from Poseidon's teabag."

by Starkey88 December 11, 2016

holy teabag

When a female fills her mouth up with “holy water”, and then a male dunks his testicles into her mouth.

Me and my girl baptized my balls the other night by doing the holy teabag.

by Young Swavo August 12, 2021

Greasy teabag

1.(n)An improvised weapon that consists of a number of lug nuts placed in a sock and used to beat someone with.

a slock type of weapon but instead of a lock lug nuts are used.

You know George, the fat kid he picked his face so bad it looks like he was eating greasy teabags.

by DEADMEAT November 3, 2018

Digital Teabag

When you get ahold of someone's cell phone, take a picture of your nutz and set it as their wallpaper. Everytime they get a call your junk is rubbing against their cheek.

Sally left her phone out at the party, I digital teabagged her, now I call her randomly, she still has no idea.

by Alpaca-shearer August 26, 2013

Athletic Teabagging

When an athlete (most likely a black guy during a basketball game) jumps high enough to reach their opponents head (usually a lesser skilled white counterpart ) to were, intentional or accidental, the meeting of balls to face occurs.

Lebron James once slammed dunked the ball, not before the occurrence of athletic teabagging to Steve Nash's face.

by Tie Fan July 31, 2010

Australian teabag

When you shove your ballsack in someone's ass while they are upside-down (specifically inside the rectum)

This Sheila asked me to Australian teabag her shitter and now my ballsack tastes like ass

by Xx_Keith69_xX July 18, 2019

vampire's teabag

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

by John R. December 4, 2003