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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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Technical

The single greatest vehicle added to GTA V Online, oh yeah also a actual weapon that is used by militias around the world of a machine gun attached to a pick-up truck, technicals can also be different by the fact as some have missile pods from helicopters attached so have fun with that
All out forces are fucking dead and we saw a note on the body of one of our guys that says “The technical can spawn kek 1-0 lmao ez get clapped cry about it”
by NekoMikoYe February 4, 2022
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technical suicide

Technical suicide (or T-suicide) is a way to say that you're gonna be under pressure when dealing with technical shit, like programming or IT management or hardware engineering and such
Man I'm already commiting technical suicide
Okay fuck this I'm gonna commit T-suicide
by Trollow December 27, 2024
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Technical Hustle

In 2006 a young ambitious computer technician discovers a freelance app for side jobs.

He was so pleased with the technology that allowed him leverage into so many opportunities that he commonly described it as Technical Hustle. Using any technology to leverage opportunities is Technical Hustle.
I use Instagram as a technical hustle & I work a regular job also. Anybody have any new Technical Hustles?
I got my Technical Hustles on lock and it's going good. Uber is a great example of a Technical Hustle because you use the app as leverage to make money. Technology is even more awesome with a Technical Hustle mindset.
by Space Hustle January 11, 2021
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fairly technical

The discussion proved to be fairly technical overall.
by Hercolena Oliver October 19, 2008
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Czech Technical University in Prague

One of the best universities in Czech Republic, you know the country where Beer is cheaper than water. It is currently 454th best university in the world according to the QS world rankings. While it is good academically (Mostly) it is shit in social life at least in FIT (Faculty of Information Technology). When you are in CTU say goodbye to your social life because it is going to be filled in lessons and trust me they won't look you in the eye when you failed the semester. Especially in FIT. If you are in FIT you are pretty much fucked.
-Hey, Where do you study?
-Czech Technical University in Prague.
-Which Faculty?
-Faculty of Information Technology.
-Oh so you have no life and you are pretty much fucked, great.
by Iron1984 May 21, 2024
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York Technical College

Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.

This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.

Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
You: So what are you up to?

Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?

You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.

Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?

You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.

Old high school acquaintance: riiight...

You: Well I gotta go write a paper.

Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?

You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
by Technically a Ninja January 2, 2012
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