tason

Someone better than Jose and has a bigger dick than any body

Jose tried to call him better than anybody but Jason called himself a tason

by MR,L May 16, 2018

Tyson

Tyson is a fat ass

Stop eating all the food tyson

by davgre127 March 18, 2019

Chris Tyson

Chris Tyson is part of the Mr Beast gang and fell in love with karl instantly and also has an adorable child.

No one:
No one at all:
Chris Tyson: Moisturizer

by Araceli :) November 4, 2020

hybernating tyson

when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.

derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.

by sickfreak333 January 7, 2011

Mike Tyson

A black mongoloid, who will bite your ear off if he begins to lose. He also will not be kicked out of the tournament, or any others, for such a deed.

Mike Tyson says, "RARGH! ME MIKE TYSON! EAR GOOD!"

by Amerikaner August 27, 2006

Mike Tyson

A washed up boxer who WAS one of the greatest of all time until he bit off an ear, went to jail, and then pissed away all the money he made during his career. Now he tries to act in movies to make a little money so he can just piss that away while looking like a complete idiot talking with his lisp.

If Chuck Liddell doesn't leave UFC now he will end up being another Mike Tyson

by jmaddox December 10, 2010

Tyson

Inserting a fist in both a girls pink and stink. Similar but exceeding the shocker. Also known as the kimbo if the female is black.

"I totally got tysoned by this guy last night and now im shitting pancakes"

by Tysoner November 16, 2009