Tactically Large Spoon

When some shitter decided to use the Comically Large Spoon from the hit vine in stealth and combat

Guy: I need a good melee
Guy 2: use the tactically large spoon
Guy: what

by aspEcts353 February 3, 2022

Tactical Vacation Day

Taking a vacation day to avoid a meeting or any other work related obligation.

Boss: We have a meeting Wednesday.
Maria: I won’t be there. I’m taking a vacation day.
Boss: Tactical Vacation Day…nice!

by GeauxSTL April 12, 2022

tactical barbie

A scenario in which a military game has very open and diverse customization, therefore you spend a extremely long time customizing your character.

Arma 3 has a massive arsenal, I spent the last hour playing tactical barbie.

by siegebreaker#4721 July 16, 2022

Tactical cry

Making a pre-planned effort to cry at a specific time in order to unload tears and emotions in order to continue with life as if nothing has happened.

I’ve been holding the fort for my family for so long I had to go to the garage and have a 5 minute tactical cry in order to carry on helping them.

by D the H December 12, 2022

tactical retreat

the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.

1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?

2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.

by rakkutime July 2, 2023

30-second tactical

a very fast tactical wank. can be dine wherever you go.

"you bro, i am off for a 30-second tactical"

by Knotvibez January 18, 2023

Tactical Nuke

A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.

Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.

Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.

by Chase Freyman June 4, 2011