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trunk funk

1. The female equivalent of swamp ass.

2. The layer of sweat, slime, etc. that accumulates in a woman's ass crack on a hot summer's day.

3. A sweaty condition existing in a woman's ass region. Amplified during exertion and in particularly hot and humid weather.
I normally like to eat out an ass, but after she got back from the gym she had some nasty trunk funk going on so I went with the stinky pinky instead.
by Darnydb July 19, 2010
mugGet the trunk funkmug.

elephant trunk

a penis that looks like an elephant trunk usually the people that are uncircumcise or still have foreskin on their dick.
Nick you got an elephant trunk.
by poon mattox April 4, 2008
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trunk monkey

The WSO (backseater) in a fighter jet, named because they sit behind the pilot ("stick monkey")
"You're my favorite trunk monkey to fly with."
"Goose was Maverick's trunk monkey."
by Desert_Eagle November 7, 2008
mugGet the trunk monkeymug.

Pudding Trunk

The very important trunk that Cory from Boy Meets World brings with him when moving into his new college dorm. The trunk contains all his frozen desserts and more!
Sean: So Core, got everything?
Cory: Sure, just let me go grab my pudding trunk.
by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009
mugGet the Pudding Trunkmug.

Swimming Trunks

A mans worst nightmare when he see’s a real hot girl
He gets out of the pool

Well shit

It has to show through these swimming trunks
by Now I have large July 14, 2019
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Trunk Kiss

When you approach your car, lick the tip of your index finger, and clean the dirt, snow, or rain off the little backup camera mounted on the trunk for better visibility.
He walked up, gave the car a trunk kiss, got in and backed it out of the parking space, carefully checking the monitor on the dash.
by The Jeff S April 1, 2016
mugGet the Trunk Kissmug.

trunk booze

Alcohol used for pregaming that you keep in your trunk to drink in the parking lots of establishments when you're too broke to pay for drinks inside
"Hey guys, I know you're going out, ya want some trunk booze?"

"I'm pretty broke tonight... bring the trunk booze!"
by ClosetSensualist January 30, 2010
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