Rusty Trombone

adj: description of male genitalia that is not used on a daily basis, or the inability to obtain erection when aroused.

In years, Rob had only had one intimate encounter. Though she was no toothless-wonder, rob had a rusty trombone.

by hahahaha April 19, 2006

hot trombone

A combination of a HOT CARL and a RUSTY TROMBONE. While recieving a rusty trombine, the reciever enjoys a bowel movement.

I was getting bored with rusty trombones, so I spiced it up with a Hot Trombone and scared the crap out of Jessica.

by Delta November 6, 2003

rusty trombone

when you have eaten beans and as a result have mud butt,the feamle simutaneously licks the anal cavity while giving her all at a reach around

my shit was a little runny so she used a clothespin to put on her nose as she enjoyed giving a rusty trombone, now if thats not defication i dont know what is

by balls to tha wall April 19, 2006

dirty trombone

haha when danny tells you that a kid in his class tells you that if you blow in some dudes ass hole and jack them off from the back it looks like a dirty trombone hense...dirty trombone

wow alex workman "played" the best dirty trombone on me last nite ...phew

by mikey shabsove March 12, 2004

Russian Trombone

When you turkey baste a shot of vodka into his ass, then you lick his asshole while simentaniously jerking him off. Once he finishes, he squirts the shot of vodka in your mouth.

Last night I got wasted off of Russian Trombones

by Juventude September 12, 2017

rusty trombone

The act of having you're ass licked and getting a handjob at the same time

That girl sure plays a mean rusty trombone

by tisom July 6, 2014

Lubricated Trombone

Same as the rusty trombone but instead of being jerked off a third party is involved that is sucking the dick

Ben got a lubricated trombone from Bella and Caitlin

by anonymous May 10, 2023