TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

TP

Think Positive

She dead fya tp

by Jaybandzz😭 January 23, 2020

Tp

To means think positive

Man tp before I smack the shit out of u

by Zoejohnson129 November 26, 2018

TP Dingleberry

T = Toilet
P = Paper
Dingleberry... See Dingleberry

Erick: How'd it all come out?
Betty: It was exquisite except I think I might have a TP Dingleberry.

by Darlalalala March 5, 2011

TP

to chill, and its not that serious like chillout bro ur buggin wrd 2 my deads

" bro tp it was just a joke"

by kariahgzz March 2, 2023

TP

'TP' or 'TPism' refers to the art of being a typical pakistani. Many TPs you may identify as speaking like a roadman (ie "fam", "blood" etc), driving a C-class Mercedes, asking "excuse me bruv do you smoke weed by any chance?" and finishing the majority of sentences with "enni bro".

It must be noted that TPs may be driving at outrageous speeds on civilian roads.

"I'm heading small heath next week"

"Christ I've heard thats TP land"

by Darren Dobbs May 31, 2018