You tie a long piece of rope (preferably 40+ feet) to your penis and tie the other end to the collar of your dog. You then grab a bone, stick, ball etc, go out in to an open field and throw it as far as you can.
Have your dog sprint after the bone, stick, ball and right before the rope straightens jump as high as you can into the air.
Have your dog sprint after the bone, stick, ball and right before the rope straightens jump as high as you can into the air.
Cletus and I took old Misty out in the field and did the Yorktown yank the other day. My dick fell off.
by Meerkat79 March 30, 2017
Gretel: Thinkin' about hittin' this blunt even though I have a drug test in a few weeks.
Becky: Girl, don't yank the vag.
Becky: Girl, don't yank the vag.
by Bexican April 30, 2016
When someone grabs you by the balls and gruesomely yanks them as hard as they can. This can result in either an extreme case of blue balls or a ripped appendage altogether.
Fred: Why is Jeremy holding his fucking nuts like that?
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
Alfred: He got prison yanked for ratting the boys out.
Fred: I hope I never have to experience that.
by rustyspoonz July 21, 2014
(Verb) To pull a split lower than 1:30.
Synonomous with: to rip (specifically in regards to fat ergos)
Synonomous with: to rip (specifically in regards to fat ergos)
by heyygurlll November 25, 2017
Jimmy 1 I was yaking the can so hard last night
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Shelly why are u tell me about u yanking the can beating ur meat{
by Goatboijay May 23, 2018
by Rhimjob February 05, 2010
A flash of accidental momentary stupidity, forgetfulness, arrogance or ignorance. Normally meant as an attack against Yanks (Americans) aswell. Sometimes refered to as a "Yankee Moment". It is often refered to as a Canadian Slang term of a "Blonde Moment", except a Blonde Moment only means stupidity, not rudeness.
Jim: "Did you hear about the protest in Toronto?"
John: "....Pardon me? Sorry, I was having a Yank Moment."
John: "....Pardon me? Sorry, I was having a Yank Moment."
by Mister A. C. Canada August 17, 2006