Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011

Standing Hoon

The reaper effect demonstrated by a scary individual standing with their head tilted down.

1) Jason often stands hoon before attacking his victims.

2) I turned around and the hooded figure was standing hoon in the dark.

3) He stood hoon.

by DEANTH August 31, 2010

friend stand

Similar to an One Night Stand, But with a friend or someone you already know.

"I have never had a one night stand, but I have had friend stands."

by stard0rk3 November 24, 2015

Dream Stand

A Walter

Ur such a dream stand

by Walter is gay September 15, 2021

Bitch to stand on

When one girl uses another girl to do her bitching for her.

My sister doesn't have a bitch to stand on.

by Selena22 June 28, 2014

courtesy stand

When you are on an automatic flush toilet and you do #2, you must stand up to have the toilet flush.

That guy in the next stall better think of others in here and do a courtesy stand, the smell is awful.

by Rayman 08 October 10, 2008

stand for shit

Something will not matter if such an occasion should arise

we will force them to the hot gates where their numbers will stand for shit

by Benjamin Lax July 27, 2008