A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.
Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"
P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"
P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"
by Bilingualistic January 20, 2024
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