Rusty Tractor

The art of having sex with a woman on her period and than plowing her in the ass.

My girlfriend was on the rag last night, so I had to perform the Rusty tractor. It was a mess!!

by Madmonk210 November 30, 2017

rusty stormdrain

When you pee/poop/puke/bleed/jizz/spit/cry/sweat into a long, narrow tube which leads to your arch nemesis.

Yo, Antoine, I totally just gave my arch nemesis the rusty stormdrain!

by ILikeTheHamburgers October 1, 2011

rusty tower

Morning wood covered in dried period blood.

Yo, I didn't know it was Janice's time of the month until I woke up with a rusty tower

by Blarc June 30, 2018

heaven for rustiness

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls

Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!

by SayNoToMe August 2, 2011

Rusty truck

A dildo pulled out of someone’s anus covered in feces

It’s starting to smell in here get rid of that rusty truck

by Mc fed September 30, 2021

rusty coconut

When your girlfriend sharts on your ball sack in the middle of her cum.

While riding my man he begged for the rusty coconut. So I did!!!

by Dickshadow September 6, 2014

Rusty Garret

During sex, the man whips his penis so hard at the face of the girl, that she gets a bloody nose. Then while she is bleeding, he continues to have sex, spreading the blood all over his and her body, creating a light rust color when the blood dries.

William: “Damn, last night I was going so hard with your mom that I gave her a Rusty Garret”
Andrew: “Wow you guys must have been really into it. I honestly can’t even be mad that it was my mom”

by StraightOrangeHair July 11, 2020