A retard who gets blowjobs from his sister. He also has been know for being the best keeping his cheating a secret. He has been idolised by everyone who has ever succeeded at cheering on their partner.
by XxRick_SanchezxX October 12, 2017

A tall Mexican boy who very kindhearted and cares for his friends as family, very funny, kid at heart, makes inappropriate jokes sometimes, into volleyball, but he can get annoyed quickly and will fuck you up if you do. Loves anime and anything to do with the Japanese culture, but won’t admit he’s a weeb.
“Dude I just told Marcos he’s a weeb and now he’s looking for me to fucking naruto kick the shit out of me”
by YourLocalLesbian July 13, 2018

Also known as Marco van steltan is a cocky shit head with a dead trim, He's the kind of guy who needs constant therapy.
Also a complete druggo. He steals drugs from his nan.
Also a complete druggo. He steals drugs from his nan.
by SkengBruvEEEE March 3, 2020

A big fat nibba that likes tacos, and never misses breakfast, or lets down a bag of doritos. He loves playing football,because of his big body ass. He's sweet to girls and tough with the homies.
Look, here comes the big one, Marco!
by Gradthegreat April 29, 2019

Annoying. Bet bad and dosent listen to anyone. Keeps trouble around and not a person to stay around. Puts on nice face but dosent act as if.
by Malyzja October 3, 2019

by marcoswhipped December 8, 2018

Thinks he is asian, but he is white (reverse banana) Tries to sit with rice gang just like Zach. He will crack a crackhead and thinks that 90% of people are mad extra. Please call him narcos.
by ye boi Boi Boi November 19, 2018
