Now defunct former meeting place of many scruffy urchins from the plague-ridden streets of South Wales' most heinous city. Smells distinctly of piss and under-age smoking.
by ? March 27, 2003
Get the The Castle (Newport) mug.A motel (typically with 40 or fewer rooms and a lobby that is separated from the units) where crystal methamphetamine is readily available for use or sale.
Person 1: "Wanna get tweaked?"
Person 2: "Sure, let's go to that gross hotel where my dealer lives!"
Person 1: "Oh you mean the Crystal Castle?! Let's do it!"
Person 2: "Sure, let's go to that gross hotel where my dealer lives!"
Person 1: "Oh you mean the Crystal Castle?! Let's do it!"
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by EgonStrangler July 12, 2007
Get the Castle Penis mug.White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.
The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.
The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.
The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.
There is even a movie about White Castle.
There is even a movie about White Castle.
by Cosmicstargoat August 2, 2004
Get the White Castle mug.king of the castle:sex on a tower, or other high structure with one or both people wearing a BK crown and afterwards exclaiming"KING OF THE CASTLE!"
also usually the "female" is bent over the side
also usually the "female" is bent over the side
by Keekers October 16, 2007
Get the king of the castle mug.a fast food place that is almost impossible to find, there is about one white castle per state, and finding said white castle is quite an adventure. when you finnally do find it, you will be really pissed at yourself for searching so long for shitty burgers that require the consumption of about 400 to fill yourself up.
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Dude 2: "Hell no, that place is a cunt castle."
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