Stockhold Syndrome

This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.

Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!

Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!

Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.

by Dusty Knuckles March 26, 2021

New Camera Syndrome

Also known as NCS.

When you buy a new camera and take pictures of everything in site. The so-called "everything in sight" is nothing but dumb shit.

Ugh, Andy's pictures are so pointless. He has new camera syndrome.

by Marzyyy February 23, 2008

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome )

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.

Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012

Wet Cat Syndrome

To be overwhelmed with social and interpersonal duties and relationships in such a way that one desires to be left alone so as to re-gather their emotions and/or mental state.

Amy: Hey Mark, have you seen John? I wanted to ask him to help me set up my new computer.

Mark: yeah, I know where he's at, but he's kind of burnt-out. Totally got wet cat syndrome. Is there anything I can help with?

by callMeIvan March 15, 2015

Helpless executive syndrome

the condition in which an executive, usually male, is able to manage thousands of employees and millions of dollars but incapable of figuring out things like transferring a phone call or scheduling things on his own calendar

Gordon Wainworth, who suffers from helpless executive syndrome, was standing utterly mystified in front of the Keurig machine, randomly pushing buttons and calling for his secretary to help him.

by Jill Bystrom October 13, 2017

Delusionary Fanboy Syndrome

1. Someone suffering from a belief that there favorite character is a super cool badass based of them just liking the character. The character in question can have no feats near what a person suffering from DFS says he can do.
Ex: A person suffering from DFS would think Krillin is the strongest fighter in DBZ and would be strong enough to fight Perfect Cell and win with no help.

2. Someone suffering from a belief of their favorite characters needing extra care/exposure when they serve no real purpose to the overall story arc of the series they are in. They make up random scenarios to put their characters in, but unlike fan fiction writers it is their own headcanon that they try to spread to everyone.

"Stephanie Brown would mop the floor with Batman in his prime"
"Robert, you are suffering from Delusionary Fanboy Syndrome"

by Mr_JayJay24 April 28, 2020

Travis Scott Burger Syndrome

Also known as TSBS. The obsessiveness over the new Mcdonalds Travis Scott Burger. Signs are when one orders it more than once, and actually enjoys it. Also posting it and constantly talking about it are also symptoms of TSBS.

Hypebeast: Yo the Travis Scott Burger is like something I've never had before it's lit I order it everyday.

Sane Person: Get a grip man I think you have Travis Scott Burger Syndrome.

by gelatojules September 9, 2020