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Swerve

to avoid a kiss from a potential love interest
I had to swerve Luke last night; I wasn't ready to kiss him.
by gay_frog_6 October 25, 2023
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Swerv

When a mother and son live together, she should through herself on him probably he'd love her for it he's probably antsy
Oh I'm tired, lay back swerv momma fixn to make bubba feel a lot better
by Spitsfire13 December 6, 2020
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San Diego Swerve

When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.

Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).
Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?
by niktereuto September 26, 2018
mugGet the San Diego Swervemug.

Swerve

Something you do to get the heck away from the Cops
I am going to have to Swerve to get away
by Anomynose October 19, 2017
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swerve juice

when you get high on a lot of pussy voice, and after words you talk like a hippy and feel like a gangster.
Yeah man, i just got so high on swerve juice!”

“Even though i ain’t lesbian, i got so high on swerve juice”
by skkkrttt April 24, 2018
mugGet the swerve juicemug.

Swerv-ert

Generally accepted as the union of the word "swerve" and the word "pervert".

Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,

Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.

(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.
That foo James is a fuckin swerv-ert. Even in the beautiful lonely hills of Montana, this foo finds some amazing untouched pussy forgotten by time.
by BitchVinz Daddy February 27, 2021
mugGet the Swerv-ertmug.

get a swerve on

eg: is it 4 o'clock already? I need to get a swerve on
by snoopflight November 5, 2013
mugGet the get a swerve onmug.

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