Swerved

1. Failure to maintain lanes

2. Detour

3. Change of subject.

4. Distraction.

5. Losing your focus.

6. Keeping a low profile.

7. Choosing an alternate route

8. A comment coming out of nowhere.

9. Deer in the road or roadkill

10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight

Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....

Girl: do you have my child support?

Guy: and on that note, swerved.

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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!

Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.

by RicolaCoughDrops June 8, 2018

swerv with me

Inviting someone to have sex with you

Hey lady please swerv with me.

by idol05 November 28, 2018

Swerve

The act of avoiding any sort of situation.

Jonny had to swerve on those cops after they had found out about the weed he had stashed in his car.

by Adolf_Nibbler102 February 26, 2017

swerv with me

Inviting someone to have sex with you

Hey lady swerv with me please

by idol05 November 28, 2018

swerve

another word for “swag” “epic” “cool”

“Look at that shirt” “Shit man! that’s swerve!”

by boogibiofuels September 14, 2021

Swerv

Swerv is not only a Cod based team but it is a lifestyle, but it is also a family / brotherhood

Yo look at his clan tag it says (Swerv) he has to be that guy pal

by RipSacrxd March 27, 2022

San Diego Swerve

When a driver swerves in to the next lane to make an unnecessarily wide turn (or an illegal u-turn), despite the fact that there is plenty of space, needlessly endangering the vehicle to their left or right.

Often paired with other poor driving habits, such as the California roll, a San Diego Stop, or a San Francisco Stop (stopping more than 1/2 car length beyond the white line at a stop light).

Don't you just love it when someone rides the bicycle lane all the way up to the light, then pulls a hard San Diego Swerve while turning right on a red without stopping, nearly side-swiping your stopped car for no fucking reason?

by niktereuto September 26, 2018