smangled

messed up and shit because some bitch named siryzm took your idea

I'm smangled from that bitch named after a google product, there goes that idea then.

by Ragu_Gaming March 30, 2022

Scangled

A combination of the words "Scattered" and "Mangled". Generally something felt after day 3 - 4 of a bender. It can be described as feeling like the last few of your brain cells are scattered across the multiverse. Whilst your body is so mangled that manual breathing becomes a necessity.

Mate 1: How are you feeling my guy?
Mate 2: Scangled.

by Rum & Raisin July 20, 2022

Spangled and mangled

A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.

Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...

by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 25, 2022

Swaggler

Like a person who is very fond of something, generally meaning they are fond of dicks and dat

Yo bruv, you see that fucking sket. Omfd looks like a fucking swaggler fam

by BAW (Big Arab Willy) May 14, 2023

cunt swaggler

1) a female who cunt blocks her friends
2) a term of endearment
3) someone who is always late for her period

1) Dude, Jessica was such a cunt swaggler last night.
2) Whose a good little cunt swaggler?
3) Maybe if that cunt swaggler was on the pill I could bust in her.

by amlzzzzz April 6, 2010

douche swaggled

When someone has been screwed over or ripped off.

Damn, someone stole my stash. I've been douche swaggled.

by part time chef February 9, 2014

star spangled stoma

Getting fucked in your neck hole on the Fourth of July.

A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.

by El Conquistador July 5, 2017