A not so rare breed of female that is chunky, stinks, and has loose gaped out pussy lips that hangs like sleeve of wizard.
Damn vato did you see that snapchat from the party last weekend? That girl esmeralda is a straight swamp donkey, she had 10 dudes filling her up and she was loving it!!
by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021
Swamp Donkey Someone who retains high working ethics even though the environment they are working within maybe hostile or even working against them. Similar to the concept of a 'workhorse' but in worse conditions and equipped with second rate equipment. Can also be used to describe someone who land in a flat area prone to flooding and boggy soil.
by Jeffa Down Under August 20, 2018
A Massive Small or Large mouth bass, commonly found in a pond as there is smaller surface area for the swamp donkeys to control.
Dale: You Catch Anything?
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There
Me: Of Course Dumbass We Only Catch Swamp Donkeys Out Here
*Shows A Picture*
Dale: Damnnn That's Bass Master Classic Right There
by DaleWithTheKlan69 May 06, 2020
A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.
"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"
"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024
A swamp donkey is the most elite of air boats, to the point where all other air boats bow to its greatness!
by A KY July 03, 2017
A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves
derrick is a swamp donkey!
by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015
by Dicks Enormous September 13, 2021