Sumo wrestler

A person who is weaponized thicc-ness

The sumo wrestler killed that guy with his thicc-ness

by AlexDeGreat42 December 12, 2017

SUMO

Shut Up, Move On

This guy was spouting so much BS that I just yelled SUMO! He said "Wah?". I replied "Shut Up, Move On!".

by Shapeless April 17, 2019

Sumo

Fat people fighting in Japan

Sumo is a sport
Americans: no it’s fat people fighting
Sumo fighters: look at yourself then

by Mighty poteite December 5, 2019

Sumo Sunrise

The sex move Sumo Sunrise is when a women gets down on all fours and has 2 guys ram into her mouth and ass at the same time while yelling "Azukari!”

Friend 1: Yo me and the homie Will just did Sumo Sunrise on my hoe ass girlfriend

Friend 2: Ouch is she ok?

Friend 1: Yeah she fine but just wait till' we do the Monacco Melter on her

by BigPeePeePooPoo January 5, 2021

Summore

When you are having anal sec and the shit and cum look like summore

Douggy exclaimed ummm,

I want summore!!

by Todfslap June 19, 2020

summoner

much like the highly-addictive morrowindthis game slowly seeps all traces of real life out of you. it replaces all of your real friends and family with more powerful, fictional ones. eventually after playing this game enough you will become a junkie who spends all his time playing the damn game and never shuts up about it, and after a while you will get to the point where you suck at every fukin game except summoner.

Hey John, you wanna go to a party tonight?
No, i cant, i have to go assassinate jafar.

by 100% insane March 20, 2005

sumo

Sumo acts as a variable in the Slang English language system. At times sumo means Yes and at other times it means No. The word Sumo is created to minimize the potential awkwardness and confusion in the conversation, if you are not sure what to say, just say sumo and the other person will continue talking and then you will better know what he is trying to say. It mostly depends on how the reader wants to interpret it. It is also used to show emotions and to send a secret reconsideration.

In the following example.

Person 1: What makes you think that I lied to him? How can you even think that way? I cannot believe you...

Person 2: (He does not know what to say) Sumo dear sumo.

Person 1: I knew you didn't think that way. I am so hurt, help me. (Hugs)

The meaning of sumo depends on how the other person want to interpret it.

by coldplay_parli January 21, 2013