When you hide underneath someone’s bed to
Hide from someone’s mom and then she finds you, tells you to leave and then you say “I wanna get in the closet with you because your my real mom”!
Hide from someone’s mom and then she finds you, tells you to leave and then you say “I wanna get in the closet with you because your my real mom”!
by EddieBrock5 December 17, 2023
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Get the sukron mug.They pour me wine that makes me drunk, yet leaves my intoxication alive.
If I tumble into true drunkenness, their lashes wake me, keeping me conscious.
It takes away my power of choice and will, plunging me into surrender and acceptance.
If I tumble into true drunkenness, their lashes wake me, keeping me conscious.
It takes away my power of choice and will, plunging me into surrender and acceptance.
by From Saint Agnes to Egypt January 31, 2026
Get the Surrender mug.In a technological context, this extends beyond human pregnancy to describe any system, entity, or machine that acts as a substitute, vessel, or experiential proxy for another. This can range from a remote-controlled robot avatar (a "surrogate body") exploring a toxic environment, to an AI that serves as a legal or digital surrogate for a person in virtual meetings, to using engineered organisms as living factories to produce chemicals. It's the outsourcing of presence, risk, or biological function.
Surrogacy Example: In the film Surrogates, people live through pristine robotic Surrogate bodies while their real selves lie inert at home. A more near-term example: a scientist using a haptic-feedback-enabled drone as a surrogate to handle dangerous bio samples in a sealed lab from a continent away.
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a glance we may never share
should I love you less because of that
should I stop being who I am
I already love you every time I breathe
and I like breathing
I can no longer breathe
without thinking of who I breathe for
wanting more feels natural
but even if everything stays the same
with fate, obsession and choice
I am still happy with our small highs
I choose not to surrender
to storms and misfortune
to seas of impossibility
I want you alive within me and on the horizon
a glance we may never share
should I love you less because of that
should I stop being who I am
I already love you every time I breathe
and I like breathing
I can no longer breathe
without thinking of who I breathe for
wanting more feels natural
but even if everything stays the same
with fate, obsession and choice
I am still happy with our small highs
I choose not to surrender
to storms and misfortune
to seas of impossibility
I want you alive within me and on the horizon
by yourSnuggleB February 23, 2026
Get the surrender mug.A specific variant of incel that is so concerned with their inability to find a willing sexual partner that they plan to employ a surrogate mother to carry their future offspring.
Surrocels are okay with raising these children alone, so long as their genetic makeup is being passed down to the next generation.
Surrocels are okay with raising these children alone, so long as their genetic makeup is being passed down to the next generation.
Guy 1: Yo bro, did you hear that our chud friend Ricky started saving up so that he can afford a surrogate pregnancy? He must have zero game!
Guy 2: That’s wild, he’s such a surrocel.
Guy 2: That’s wild, he’s such a surrocel.
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