stump chops

to grow sideburns like the masses of Patrick Stump

Did you see his stump chops? They look like t-bone steaks!

by LPrk15 August 8, 2008

stumpip

the first thing you say to a sexypants

(sexypants walks by) hey stumpip!

by oasis are shite maaaayte! October 22, 2009

Stumpy Hamilton

The act of anal penetration of a female in which she does not like it at first, and then gives in to the act.

I was having sex with my girlfriend when i decided to do her doggy style and try the Stumpy Hamilton.

by GRIZZ806 December 12, 2011

Stumpy nugget

To take a little shit, about the size of a chicken nugget, freeze it and shove it up a girls pussy. After bringing the girl to orgasm eat her out. This results in the stumpy nugget.

I gave Jessica a stumpy nugget last night, she wanted it so bad!

by TheRinger March 19, 2012

Stump Slave

A person who has their arms and legs cut off so that they become completely reliant on another person.

Eric is such a stump slave. His gf got him his job and controls everything and he just says yes. I mean he's not just pussy whipped, the dude actually cut off his arms and legs and flops around waiting to get fed and fapped.

by GapingAspHole September 16, 2014

Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

Stumpus

Stumpus is out lord and savior who will guide us to his home universe through the dark voids of space, once we reach his home universe he will make us immortal and we will all sit together at his table and eat Stumpus fruit.

Our great lord and savior Stumpus will grant us with enough Stumpus fruit to enlighten us in his holy ways.

by HailStumpus October 3, 2017