fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

suck my dick and eat it up my ass

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

pull up with a stick

show up with some weed

Imma pull up with a stick to the party.
I just pulled up with a stick, time to turn the fuck up.

by Cold Gangsta April 10, 2017

wet it up with a stick

When her DM is full of options, but she would rather use a vibrator to get off.

I left that boy on read, and wet it up with a stick

by ChaosR May 13, 2021

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Suck-uppery

The present tense participle of sucking up. Or the act of multiple suck ups

All the suck-uppery was getting a bit much for Nicola and she whipped him in return!

by WordallySmart January 23, 2019