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i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.
Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”
by Cosmog March 2, 2021
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I am Sober

This is an app which is meant to assist people trying to end unhealthy addictions- be it drugs, cutting, alcohol, gambling...

It features a timer which keeps track of the time you've spent sober. You can write notes to keep track of all the reasons you want to quit- and motivational packs for additional encouragement. There's a community section in which you can find groups and communicate through posts, to assure you that you aren't always alone in your suffering.
Thanks to I am Sober, my former darkness is a thing of the past. Hopefully it will never overcome me again.
by streetshad0ws August 14, 2021
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New York sober

When an individual doesn’t drink, but uses cocaine.
A: Why does Nick keep jingling his keys and going to the bathroom every 20 minutes?

B: Oh, he’s New York sober now.
by Bobbymcfartface69 September 16, 2022
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Snoberger

well, a snoberger is:

1. german (usually called nazis)

2. watch what you eat. snobergers are known for extremely big butts, boy or girl, young or old. some of them eat a lot and get full. an hour or so later, they are hungry again so they eat more. this process goes on until they get bored of eating. others peck at their food really fast making them look like a starving chicken.

snobergers are usually called pigs, cows, and my favorite, chickens!

3. is somewhat athletic but hates to run. gets tired really fast but is really flexible.

4. is usually fairly skinny but out of shape.
1. snoberger: heil hitler!
other guy: do what to who?!?

2. holy crap! that guy/girl just ate 4 hamburgers 1 hour ago, 6 slices of pizza 20 minutes ago, 3 milkshakes 5 minutes ago, and 30 ho hos 2 seconds ago and is still eating! he/she must be a snoberger!

3. omg, that snoberger guy looks like elastigirl from "the incredibles"!

4. wow, it took that snoberger 20 minutes to run 1 mile.
by Hayley Raschel July 7, 2008
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sober chilling

The act of hanging ten with your bros without the influence of something fierce in one person/peoples drank. Originated during the sweet swell of 1970s in California, mostly used by bros alike.
Yo dawg, sober chilling at my place tonight? Yo that sounds bomb yo.
by Alpha Beta Gooso April 27, 2010
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sobe

SoBe can be defined in just two words: LIQUID(or mouth) ORGASM
I took my girl friend to dinner, and had a mouth orgasm
by Shadow of the Grimmace September 23, 2005
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Sober Seed

An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'
The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'
by Raving Looney December 9, 2008
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