A series of impossibly bad events one after the other. Based on the popular movie, "The Land Before Time". In it, the young dinosaur Little Foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a T-Rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same T-Rex twice more.
Friend A: "Dude, I got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend's pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while I was in jail."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."
by dinoSOAR? August 30, 2010
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser
by errington1010 March 26, 2010
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Someone in your life who is actually worth your time. They aren't a bustdown or a booty call, they have attained the boo status.
Oh, sorry I didn't answer my phone. I was on the other line with the boo status.
Oh you know Raheem? Yea girl, he got that boo status.
Oh you know Raheem? Yea girl, he got that boo status.
by Lindsational January 26, 2009
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Get the among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god mug.The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.
A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.
by Astrapto June 9, 2011
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Facebook Idol Statuses
Name Lastname is OMG Adam Lambert should have won Idol!
Name Lastname is KRIS<33333
Name Lasname: I LOVE DANNY G!
Name Lastname is OMG Adam Lambert should have won Idol!
Name Lastname is KRIS<33333
Name Lasname: I LOVE DANNY G!
by kateeeee! May 20, 2009
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D-Bag: Hey did you see the opener yesterday? Soriano hit two home runs. Christ, if he keeps that up he'll hit 324 home runs this year!!
Guy#2: And if you keep your Statistical Extraploitations up, you'll be more of a D-bag.
Guy#2: And if you keep your Statistical Extraploitations up, you'll be more of a D-bag.
by TR Slyder April 6, 2009
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